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stop reading now if you have no sense of humor or if you are under a certain age…well if you are under a certain age you should probably not be out here without supervision…well…anyway:

i had some interview questions send to SNOW FLAKE the RAP GOD and if you don´t know who this is ,then read this: https://tcabam.wordpress.com/2009/04/23/snowflake-rap-god-in-da-house/#comments

otherwise watch the video and read my interview:

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hi snowflake, thank you for beeing our guest today. the first burning question we have is:
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1.what is the meaning of the milk in all your videos?
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“Well dawg… The main thing to take away from the milk is there’s an endless supply… Like semen from mah balls yo’ … It symbolizes what I do off camera… With mah real semen.  Girls love it… Me and @DWDiamond bukkake all dem hoes.  If you don’t know what bukkake is … Wikipedia the mo’fuka… Jeah!”
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2.did they ever get the guy who shot at you?
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“No… Some bullshit right? Rappers always gittin shot at like thaswassup, and it’s no laughing matter B… I fully believe he is Abercrombie NDPD.  Cops around here had it out for me since I first got caught pushin blow on a playground on Main Street back in 99′ … Which is coincidently when I penned mah 1st mix tape lyrics to EPMD symphony 2000”
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3.how do you deal with your success?
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“My success is ever growing … And to be real with you dawg, it dnt phase me… I believe I was destined to be big the day I crawled out my motha’s womb.  I have a temper, but as long as it doesn’t get triggered… I’m mad happy and everyone benefits from it.  I freely share mah stash.  Throw money around like mah home slice Floyd Money Mayweather. Lap dances, hoes backstage … Vacations to Vegas.  You name it, done.  Myself and @DWDiamond and B.eat Gungle, take in interns go on vacations, trip on acid in waterfalls, Wet Republic bikini contests at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.  So I live for my success and as long as I’m alive I’ll be successful. Yerrrr.”
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3.who is/are your idol/s?
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“I dont got no idols.  I oft think I’m the idol for so many, that I got no time to idolize.  Perhaps the queen of England cause she all royal and stays alive holdin the throne.  She refuses to give up on the success of being queen.  When she goes she will come back and reclaim the throne as a zombie.  Thas dedication yo’… As for who I think idolizes me… Anyone who likes Rap …and rappers in general.  Even ones that are successful like eminem … He still could learn from the gospel of “The Rap God”.”
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4.have you ever been abducted by aliens? 
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“Nah… I believe in the mo’fukas fo’sho… But they ain’t gonna fuk with a G like me homie.  I’d fuk em up and then I’d anal probe their ladies as punishment for steppin to The Flake.  Don’t know how big their probe is… But mine is 12″ … Tell em to come compare probes… I win all the time aHA!”
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5.tee or coffee?
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“coffee with 3 espresso shots, an aderol … And a key bump of coke … Mah breakfast … Jeah… Fuk JEAH!!!”
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6.star wars or star trek?
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“Star wars kid… Star trek second rate of the “star” titles.  I rap about light sabers in #AssQuake … Not William Shatner… “
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7. what character would you be in the tv show LOST?
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“Wow son… Me and mah home boy Big Ant would trip balls while watching that sht… One time we thought we’s were on the island… He hid in his swing set and cried while screaming “we have to go back!” … We were stacking marijuana, LSD, and salvia together… And drinking gold shlagger … We were all bent up B… But I would be Jack Sheppard.  I’ll tell you why… Cause he’s a leader and people listen when he talks.  He banged Kate. Nuff said.  Ima invite that actress to mah Mansion, and perhaps bang her too… If her hobbit husband got sht to say… Well … To quote Desmond … “no matter what you do Charlie… Your gonna die!” …word.”
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8.how would you solve the worldwide financial crisis?
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“There’s a crisis?  I’m so caked up I dnt even know about that sht… Guess hangout where ever I be… As I throw money in the air often … Catch some and buy some dinner … U kno?!”
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9.what scares the shit out of you?
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“Laraina Bobit.  Bitch cuts off male cock.  I need mah sht. The female population would be at a big loss if this went missing, and thrown into a park by some treasonous hoe!”
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10. who are your favorite porn stars?
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“I bang out most of em’ … But off the top of my head… Bella Donna, cause you could drive a dump truck into her ass and shed ask fo’mo … Jenna Haze cause she says everything you wanna hear, she like a dirty talking machine.  Taryn Thomas who done blocked me on twitter… We were talking back and forth, and she went crazy, but what u expect from a broad who’s ass was literally ripped open on set and had to be surgically repaired.  She done recovered, two years post ass reconstruction, hoe done got back in the game…. If that don’t git respect from you, nothing does… Word is bond.”
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11. sunrise or sunset
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“Both.  I utilize sunrises to kno I may want to take a two hour nap before I restart mah next day perhaps pause my current bender… Pop some lueds and nap. Quelueds are tictacs to ya boy!  And I utilize sunset, to switch over from day partying’ to night clubin’!  And each can be used for a good background for sex wit the home girls.  Every girl likes “The Rap God” to lay the pipe on em around sun up and sun down. Yerrrrrr!!!!
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Glad I could give u some time, mah Fans in Germany some of my favorite yo’ “
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here is a list of sites that Snow Flake #AssQuake was featured!
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PG-13 Version of “AssQuake (Shake it on Me)”
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R version of “AssQuake (Shake it on Me)”
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World Star Hip Hop Link to “AssQuake (Shake it on Me)”
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Shout out at the end of Guyism Speed Round with Katie Nolan
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 Dog and pony Show blog
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LeftOverCake
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Of course
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video potato
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Quite Funny Things
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Buy Snow Flake Music!
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i hope you had some fun
😉
♥nat