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part one here

WASHINGTON

12/24.1952

09: 52 am

edemus anger still holds the telephone receiver in the hand

although the discussion is already past

he does not want

to believe that

the russians attack a base camp

in the middle of christmas season

he knows that it will not becomes a cosy christmasparty

no

the world stands at the abyss

each second the nuclear war can begin

because of a military camp

in alaska

FBI agent edemus anger will have to

fly to Alaska

to examine the camp and

one will expect answeres

……………………………………………………………….

AREA 51

12/24.1952

09: 24 am

santa must cough

he swallowed water and is suddenly awake

” WAKE UP YOU CLOWN!!” barks the critical

” OTHERWISE YOU GET ANOTHER BUCKET WITH WATER!”

santa remembers in what kind of situation he is

” what did i do to you?”

santa wants to know with broken voice

” SHUT UP!!” yells the critical

“WE PLACE  THE QUESTIONS HERE!!”

lionkiller interrupts

” it´s alright- calm down. if Mr. santa wants to talk

then it is in ours reflect,

Mr. santa has only placed the wrong ask,

the actual asks reads –

what could santa do to us if he´d work for the russians…?”

santa must laugh out loud

” HO – HO – H…” but the critical interrupts the famous Santa Claus laugh

with one punch

blood drips from the nose of Santa Claus

the lionkiller takes a handkerchief

and wipes the blood away

with gentle wisper like a snake he asks santa

” who destroyed the camp in alaska?”

Santa Claus raises completely slowly his head

the two military guys step back

although santa is still bound to the chair

they fear his stinging and serious view

” IT IS KNECHT RUPRECHT….”

with thundering voice santa claus sais

” AND HE´s  GONNA SPANK YOUR ASSES!!!!”

…………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………………………………..

sitting in the darkness of the cargoroom of a passengerflight

ruprecht thinks about how reluctantly he flies to

new york city

but to penetrate AREA 51

he needs assistance

the assistance of former employees of Santa Claus

dishonorably dismissed elfs

elfs that hang around in night clubs

and have SO nothing to do with Christmas anymore

but certain elfs still owe him various complaisances !

original written in german by django cherubimu

translated by natol in collaboration with django cherubimu